Storm [Original] The Congress of Befane
Prompt: @ n.59 of the Criticombola Criticón + Epiphany Challenge @ Fanworld
Genre: Comedy
Beta: Margi \u0026lt;3
January 5, 2009 Millions of little women with broom, a hooked nose and torn clothes are preparing to leave this evening or coal candy in all the houses in the world.
What?
Do you really think that there was only one Befana? And this event was able to go in one night all the houses in the world?
Poor deluded.
La Befana is a very complicated gimmick, an international UN's largest and most efficient of any secret service.
His heart is the Congress of the Epiphany, which takes place three months before the Epiphany, in very exceptional cases, we will take a look.
three months ago.
The conference always takes place in the Scope of the Service Center, a huge building shaped like a sock place somewhere near the North Pole, including reindeer for Christmas and the workshop of Santa's elves.
E 'Befane here that are found all together.
How exactly are none, except the Spirit of the Great Befanona or atavistic Befana (a being of age and by nature unknowable and unspeakable) can know.
for sure all sit in their seats in the classroom.
On the starboard side of the room sit the witches of reform, those who want an equal distribution of the sweetness in all the stockings of the world and would like to abolish the practice of letting dull coal (sweet or bitter) which in addition to disappoint young and old, dirty irretrievably stockings, causing significant environmental damage and forcing the Flyers to work in conditions of carbon sub-follettiane.
This deployment was very strong in the past, but now is declining because of internal strife (caused, according to the rumors put about by Befane conservatories, excessive consumption of sugar).
In the classroom in the form of the dreaded foot sit instead Befane conservative, whose slogan says it all already "more coal for all."
will not be the most popular, but certainly enjoy the support of the Coal Lobby. We follow now in direct
a session of Congress, carefully recorded by the Institute moon.
"Welcome sir .. nth Congress" began the Secretary General.
"I protest! Lord is a generic term and offensive, as many here are proud of the single and never would be called sir, because this would increase the monstrous effect that the witch is subject to the condition of the wife of Santa Claus. "Intervened the Befana Minister of Equal Opportunities .
"Ok, ok. Welcome, ladies and gentleman to the nth Congress ... "began the Secretary General, a little 'irritated.
"" I protest! I assistit * * * except that I strongly feel using only categories referring to the two kinds! And according to the Equal Opportunities Commission of the use of this language violates the Rules voted. " Intervened Delegate for Equal Opportunities of the Epiphany *.
"Ok, ok .. You who are here in the name of the Epiphany, thanks. We begin the work of the annual Congress. I call to report to the commission for Socks. "He continued the Secretary General.
"The situation is tragic, my dear fellow ..." began the spokesman of the commission.
"But no one hears me! I just said that .. "but the T-Befana was silenced by blows of sticks of sugar from her neighbor.
"We were saying, the situation is very tragic. We had to repair a thousand, a thousand you realize?, Stockings of witch. "
" And you have repaired? "
"Of course, this commission is just that."
"Excuse me, Speaker, if I raise this objection, but because the situation would be tragic ?"
"But it is elementary, because due to this superhuman effort I and my colleagues we could not enjoy our full months off, something in itself very serious, and even two of our colleagues have pointed with knitting needles, thus violating the integrity of the sacred body befanesco "
Murmurs in the room.
"And what about the Claim for Injuries from broom? This seems to me far more important to your knitting needle pricks! "Thundered the Group representative for the victims of the Congressional purpose. "The Congress had promised us funds, adhesive bandages of cotton candy that never arrived!"
"But without our valuable mending the witches could no longer do its job!" thundered the Spokesman of the Commission.
"And why do not we talk about Befane testatrix? No one ever thinks of those poor women who have tasted the sweets of prototypes and at risk of indigestion and life to try those plasters, "said another Befana teeth blacks.
"Our desserts are not prototypes of plasters! Do not allow apostrophes in this way! Toned down and have respect Befane for kitchen work, "shrieked the Secretary of Befane cooks, considered an extremist wing of reform, with a reputation as a terrorist because of his biscuit-shaped comet , whose sharp edges could harm the gums .
The quarrel soon degenerated into a real scuffle, some Befane began to insult each other, giving himself the "Blue Fairy", the "goose blonde" and even - something unheard-of "tissue".
confetti flew, pieces of coal, candy filled (pericolosissime!), while the team of crunchy nougat prepared makeshift shields. Useless
were the clanging Secretary General, who was forced to make use of the Epiphany Minister of Defense, who rhubarb crunch candy in a corner.
"You can do something to restore order?" He asked.
"Do not you see I'm busy making plans against the Kings? Or do you want the children in fits only receive gold, incense and myrrh ? "
The Secretary General is altered and furiously began to play the huge bell of chocolate from high shriek, which heralded the extreme measures. All
Befane is silenced by a stroke. The Secretary General was really going to take that decision?
"Go well ladies and gentlemen, * witches of all kinds, if you make silence, we will vote for the measure now the rise of the witch salary. "
So magically the Secretary General with the terrible weapon restore peace, harmony and Silence in Congress, like every year.
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